Dear every TV show,

myotpfeels:

I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over.

    Sincerely,
         Your fans 

(via inlovewithitalianfood)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via hi)

"I wanna be a millionaire so freaking bad", sag the millionaire who didn’t feel like doing anything.

GUYS

maybewordsmith:

justplainsomething:

schnickledooger:

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?

“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”

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Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^

Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.

A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?

(via steppittee)

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

(Source: maimedlion)

🎶I know you’re happy-
Clap alone and shut your face,
Or I’ll throw you off the roofaah 🎶

athroatfullofglass:

*internally screaming*

athroatfullofglass:

*internally screaming*

(via ilikesallydonovan)

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

(via sextnoise)

robotfisherman:

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

This man could have been president

(Source: kanyedoin, via jimmyfallonlover)

wired:

Scientists have discovered a new exoplanet that could be Earth’s cousin (or something like that).
[MORE]

wired:

Scientists have discovered a new exoplanet that could be Earth’s cousin (or something like that).

[MORE]

(Source: Wired)

jakemalik:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

(Source: hi, via fairlyoddpants)

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

(via fairlyoddpants)

On the phone

  • A: hey
  • B: hey where are you, you're late, i'm waiting
  • A: I'm in a subway
  • B: the train or the shop?
  • A: DUDE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M IN A FREAKING
  • SANDWICH
  • B: well.... At least you have cell reception...

(Source: bobbymoynihans)