darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

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awwww-cute:

Bro’s for life

awwww-cute:

Bro’s for life

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

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emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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(via livefrommyhouse)

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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agarjelly:

This morning be like..

agarjelly:

This morning be like..

(via the-travelling-ginger)

mydollyaviana:

Disney/Pixar miniature photoshoots by Kurt Moses

(via poehlercircle)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

when people defend pop stars who lipsync with “but they’re dancing! it’s impossible to dance like that and sound good!”

i’m just like

have you ever seen a musical before? no lipsynching going on there and the actors are dancing for their lives while doing like 6 part harmonies and being near pitch perfect

you either have the talent to sing live or you don’t. end of story.  

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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  • August 31st: la la summer is ending
  • September 1st: unDERNEATH THESE STAIRS I HEAR THE SNEERS AND FEEL THE GLARES OF MY COUSIN MY UNCLE AND MY AUNT

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

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APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

(Source: peterjasonquills, via funkingopenuts)

not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

(via gnarly)

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

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